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+ We're all worms, but I do believe I'm a glowworm.+
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"Look, I have magic powers
"That's crap, this is a real power
"Well, I have a cool Katana
"That's it, Matrix Fight!"
"Are you done now?"
"Oww..."
join Lost [link]
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Ed Elric-"Shorty?! Can a shorty do this?! What else do you want to call me: a half-pint-bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!"
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"Hungry hordes rode the sands
Into the open fire
I ride through savage lands
For victory and desire"
I - warriors
Anyways, looks awesome! I really like the fangs he's got. +1 fave.
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The other day upon the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
Oh how I wish he'd go away.
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100% of people who read this signature will die. Beat that Internet.
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~Blackwolf
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I Just Called
To Say
"I love You"
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"Look, I have magic powers
"That's crap, this is a real power
"Well, I have a cool Katana
"That's it, Matrix Fight!"
"Are you done now?"
"Oww..."
join Lost [link]
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Ed Elric-"Shorty?! Can a shorty do this?! What else do you want to call me: a half-pint-bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!"
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"If you can't stand solitude, perhaps you bore others too
We'll have some fun
Play with a loaded gun
Try not and shoot and kill no one
Cuz I would feel like shit
So bombs away
And as they say
Here's to oblivion
-UnwrittenLaw
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Not Responsible For: coughing up blood, realizing you have a clone, missing body parts, vermification, worst case senario death, becoming a chosen one, getting an orange thrown at you, random experiences of flotation, spinzakuing, or immortality.
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